1 - Caffeine-induced heart attack
2 - Taurine-induced muscular tetanus
3 - Sugar overdose
4 - Orange tongue
5 - Ethylic coma
6 - Very, very bad taste in the mouth.
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What's your vote ?
I personally think getting shitfaced on Sparks is virtually impossible, because way before I am drunk, the caffeine makes me tremble so much that I can't hold a can. So I think (5) is out. But it leaves quite a few other painful possibilities.
2 - Taurine-induced muscular tetanus
3 - Sugar overdose
4 - Orange tongue
5 - Ethylic coma
6 - Very, very bad taste in the mouth.
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What's your vote ?
I personally think getting shitfaced on Sparks is virtually impossible, because way before I am drunk, the caffeine makes me tremble so much that I can't hold a can. So I think (5) is out. But it leaves quite a few other painful possibilities.
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Tue, January 17, 2006 - 10:27 PM4 - Orange tongue.
Why? not being able to rhyme with an orange tongue has got to eventually cause death. -
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Wed, January 18, 2006 - 6:09 AMah, but there is a word that rhymes with orange. and its one you'll like.
PORNJ.
and nobody ever died from too much pornj on their tongue. -
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Thu, January 19, 2006 - 1:42 PMa) there are two other words that rhyme with orange. doorhinge and whorebinge. (don't argue--i am a legally-certified specialist on this matter.)
b) you can tooootally get shit-faced on sparks. IF you haven't had enough sleep. end of week playatime + 12 pack = careful. though i admit the other overdoses are more likely than alcoholic.
c) taurine induces tetanus?!?
d) and in answer to the question, i feel that i would first succomb to the caffeination. jaw tightening and heart palpitating and brain overwiring...combining to short-circuit multiple vital functions at once.
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Fri, January 20, 2006 - 2:49 PMor 7 - you just wake up at 5:30am hungover and still drunk at the same time, with your an acidic hole in the pit of your stomach... go sparks! -
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Sun, January 22, 2006 - 12:42 PMWaking up is not an option. We're talking about serious Sparks drinking, damnit ! -
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Tue, January 24, 2006 - 11:22 AMWell, the good news is, Sparks Plus has more caffeine and more alcohol but I don't think it'll dye your tongue orange any more... -
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Tue, January 24, 2006 - 12:14 PMAnd pray tell me why that is good news ? I wouldn't be able to upload pictures like the last one in the gallery. -
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Re: If you drink too much sparks, what do you die from ?
Tue, January 24, 2006 - 12:17 PMi heartily disapprove of any non-orange variant of sparks.
although i admit i *wouldn't* heartily disapprove of a non-coughsyrupy variant of sparks. what are you doing to the flavor?
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